dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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