"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
