Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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