last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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