i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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