Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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