after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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