just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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