thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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