You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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