PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
he puts the penis in happiness.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
