just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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