check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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