yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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