they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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