They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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