Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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