This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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