Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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