just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
