I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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