I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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