New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Randomize
