So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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