so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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