i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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