I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
