Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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