Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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