so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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