Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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