Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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