The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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