His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He shit in the fireplace
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
