I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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