If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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