Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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