the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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