would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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