I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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