honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
