Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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