Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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