I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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