i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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