I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I could fuck to npr.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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