and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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