i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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