Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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