Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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